Back War Mongering.
- Jun 20, 2018
Holy cow right now, the grasshoppa is real outside. I went for a cruise, wearing shorts, I felt something up my leg moving and go to check while I'm driving slow, lifting up my short pant leg and there is a grasshoppa chilling on my boxer briefs moving up my leg... I screamed like a girl, slammed on the breaks, entered "NOPE!" mode and Kung fu'd that thing off of me. After chasing it jumping around in the cab for a few minutes I finally caught it and threw it out the window, Haha, those things give me the heebee jeebees!! Drive safe out there if u have your window down, still don't know how that lil fucker got there lol.